Interviews
A video of this interview can be found on YouTube here.
Miranda's responses (and anything else relating to Miranda) are highlighted.
Interviewer: Alright now I know all day you've been doing the answering machine one at a time, but I want to do it but instead of saying your name I want you to sing your name.
Kids: Sing?
Interviewer: Sing your name starting with you (he points).
Dean Collins: Do I have to sing it right now? Do you want me to sing my name to you or do you want me to sing it.
Interviewer: I want you to sing it and then rapid-fire go right down the line.
Dean Collins: Er, Dean Collins.
Miki Ishikawa: Miki Ishikawa.
Tyler Patrick Jones: Yo Yo Yo Tyler Patrick Jones.
Haley Ramm: Haley Ramm.
Miranda Cosgrove: Miranda Cosgrove.
Andrew Vo: Andrew Vo.
Slade Pearce: Slade Pearce.
Jessica Habib: Jessica Habib.
Jennifer Habib: Jennifer Habib.
Bridger Palmer: Bridger Palmer.
Brecken Palmer: Brecken Palmer.
Interviewer: Yeah that was excellent give yourselves a big hand. Alright, now I know you guys are in here hard working but and there's like what 12 of you or something, I was in the other room and there's like one hundred parents and they're partying pretty hard, they've got ice cream, there's drinks flowing and I talked to a couple of them...
Bridger Palmer: We should switch places with them.
Interviewer: I know you really should right after this, where's Dean?
Dean Collins: I'm right here.
Interviewer: Dean, your parents want to know why aren't you wearing your retainer?
Dean Collins: I don't know.
Interviewer: You're in big trouble my friend. Um ,Andrew? Why don't you brush your teeth and go to bed when your mom tells you to? Did you guys not know this about your fellow...?
Interviewer: Alright wheres Miranda, ok explain this to me what is Pu-tra-la-mus (he struggles to pronounce it)... your piano teacher used to tell you...?
Miranda Cosgrove: (laughs) Pusillanimous.
Interviewer: What the heck does that mean?
Miranda Cosgrove: He used to say I was Pusillanimous when I was playing, it means like to hesitate before playing.
Interviewer: Jennifer and Jessica? Your mom says to be yourself, are you not, who are you?
Jessica Habit: I'm myself!
Interviewer: Ok is Ty here? Where's Ty?
Bridger Palmer: He's over there.
Interviewer: Ty? What are you doing? You're supposed to be up here, I have questions for you Ty. I'll tell you something I was just upstairs with your "brothers and sisters" and they told me Ty was the biggest trouble maker on the set.
Ty: No.
All: Yes!
Ty: No, it's Nicholas.
Interviewer: What did you do? Why are you driving everybody crazy? By the way, Ty, my steelers are gonna kick your er, eagles... or what do you like, I haven't got it written down.
Ty: I like the Eagles.
Interviewer: How are they gonna do this year?
Ty: What do you mean?
Interviewer: Are they gonna win, go all the way? Do you have a prediction? Who's gonna win tonight?
Ty: Uhh the Eagles.
Interviewer: What's the score?
Ty: 20-17
Interviewer: Dude, this guy knows his stuff. Now I have some questions here which may be kind of embarassing...
Someone: Oh, there's nothing for me.
Interviewer: Wait let me check, is there a Slade? (Yes!) Alright sit up straight and keep your hands out of your hair, stop playing with your hair. I don't know, I think thats all I have here. Alright, This may be embarassing... who farted on the set most?
All: Pig (pointing at Tyler, lots inaudible)
Interviewer: Everybody pointed at you.
Tyler Patrick Jones: Me?? what?
Someone: It's either Tyler or the Pig.
Interviewer: Who screwed up the most takes?
Kids: Ty.
Interviewer: Ty,Ty its not looking good buddy, its not your...
Ty: It was probably more the Admiral.
Interviewer: Did anybody throw up on the boat?
Kids: No.
(Andrew Vo raises his hand)
Interviewer: Really? Geeze really, i don't know, i don't know. Who, er... who. Ok between me and you, no one else is watching no one else is listening, who was more fun on set, Dennis or Rene?
Tyler Patrick Jones: we have to shut off the cameras first ok so shut em off.
Interviewer: Oh the cameras are off, they're off.
Dean Collins: Oh in that case.
Haley Ramm: I think both of them.
Miranda Cosgrove: Yeah.
Haley Ramm: Because Dennis joked around a lot and Rene also joked around a lot.
Interviewer: Which one of you guys would be most likley, and this'll be our final question so I can let you guys go a have your snacks and all the ice cream that your parents probably ate it all. Who's gonna probably be Tom Cruse, who will be the biggest star?
(Tyler raises his hand)
Tyler Patrick Jones: I worked with Tom Cruse, so I am.
Miki Ishikawa: Sean Faris looks like Tom Cruse.
Interviewer: Well you guys did a wonderful Job even though Ty was the biggest trouble maker.
Ty: No. He farted the most (pointing at Tyler).
Interviewer: There we go look I knew it. Thank you guys!
Transcript by David (Webmaster).
Permission must be requested to repost.
Miranda's responses (and anything else relating to Miranda) are highlighted.
Interviewer: Alright now I know all day you've been doing the answering machine one at a time, but I want to do it but instead of saying your name I want you to sing your name.
Kids: Sing?
Interviewer: Sing your name starting with you (he points).
Dean Collins: Do I have to sing it right now? Do you want me to sing my name to you or do you want me to sing it.
Interviewer: I want you to sing it and then rapid-fire go right down the line.
Dean Collins: Er, Dean Collins.
Miki Ishikawa: Miki Ishikawa.
Tyler Patrick Jones: Yo Yo Yo Tyler Patrick Jones.
Haley Ramm: Haley Ramm.
Miranda Cosgrove: Miranda Cosgrove.
Andrew Vo: Andrew Vo.
Slade Pearce: Slade Pearce.
Jessica Habib: Jessica Habib.
Jennifer Habib: Jennifer Habib.
Bridger Palmer: Bridger Palmer.
Brecken Palmer: Brecken Palmer.
Interviewer: Yeah that was excellent give yourselves a big hand. Alright, now I know you guys are in here hard working but and there's like what 12 of you or something, I was in the other room and there's like one hundred parents and they're partying pretty hard, they've got ice cream, there's drinks flowing and I talked to a couple of them...
Bridger Palmer: We should switch places with them.
Interviewer: I know you really should right after this, where's Dean?
Dean Collins: I'm right here.
Interviewer: Dean, your parents want to know why aren't you wearing your retainer?
Dean Collins: I don't know.
Interviewer: You're in big trouble my friend. Um ,Andrew? Why don't you brush your teeth and go to bed when your mom tells you to? Did you guys not know this about your fellow...?
Interviewer: Alright wheres Miranda, ok explain this to me what is Pu-tra-la-mus (he struggles to pronounce it)... your piano teacher used to tell you...?
Miranda Cosgrove: (laughs) Pusillanimous.
Interviewer: What the heck does that mean?
Miranda Cosgrove: He used to say I was Pusillanimous when I was playing, it means like to hesitate before playing.
Interviewer: Jennifer and Jessica? Your mom says to be yourself, are you not, who are you?
Jessica Habit: I'm myself!
Interviewer: Ok is Ty here? Where's Ty?
Bridger Palmer: He's over there.
Interviewer: Ty? What are you doing? You're supposed to be up here, I have questions for you Ty. I'll tell you something I was just upstairs with your "brothers and sisters" and they told me Ty was the biggest trouble maker on the set.
Ty: No.
All: Yes!
Ty: No, it's Nicholas.
Interviewer: What did you do? Why are you driving everybody crazy? By the way, Ty, my steelers are gonna kick your er, eagles... or what do you like, I haven't got it written down.
Ty: I like the Eagles.
Interviewer: How are they gonna do this year?
Ty: What do you mean?
Interviewer: Are they gonna win, go all the way? Do you have a prediction? Who's gonna win tonight?
Ty: Uhh the Eagles.
Interviewer: What's the score?
Ty: 20-17
Interviewer: Dude, this guy knows his stuff. Now I have some questions here which may be kind of embarassing...
Someone: Oh, there's nothing for me.
Interviewer: Wait let me check, is there a Slade? (Yes!) Alright sit up straight and keep your hands out of your hair, stop playing with your hair. I don't know, I think thats all I have here. Alright, This may be embarassing... who farted on the set most?
All: Pig (pointing at Tyler, lots inaudible)
Interviewer: Everybody pointed at you.
Tyler Patrick Jones: Me?? what?
Someone: It's either Tyler or the Pig.
Interviewer: Who screwed up the most takes?
Kids: Ty.
Interviewer: Ty,Ty its not looking good buddy, its not your...
Ty: It was probably more the Admiral.
Interviewer: Did anybody throw up on the boat?
Kids: No.
(Andrew Vo raises his hand)
Interviewer: Really? Geeze really, i don't know, i don't know. Who, er... who. Ok between me and you, no one else is watching no one else is listening, who was more fun on set, Dennis or Rene?
Tyler Patrick Jones: we have to shut off the cameras first ok so shut em off.
Interviewer: Oh the cameras are off, they're off.
Dean Collins: Oh in that case.
Haley Ramm: I think both of them.
Miranda Cosgrove: Yeah.
Haley Ramm: Because Dennis joked around a lot and Rene also joked around a lot.
Interviewer: Which one of you guys would be most likley, and this'll be our final question so I can let you guys go a have your snacks and all the ice cream that your parents probably ate it all. Who's gonna probably be Tom Cruse, who will be the biggest star?
(Tyler raises his hand)
Tyler Patrick Jones: I worked with Tom Cruse, so I am.
Miki Ishikawa: Sean Faris looks like Tom Cruse.
Interviewer: Well you guys did a wonderful Job even though Ty was the biggest trouble maker.
Ty: No. He farted the most (pointing at Tyler).
Interviewer: There we go look I knew it. Thank you guys!
Transcript by David (Webmaster).
Permission must be requested to repost.
